Not one element of that greenhouse looks to be anywhere close to bomb proof.

Buy something fast and make it look slow.

The Civil Rights Act of 1917 really was a landmark piece of legislation now that I think about it.

Go home Mike, you’re drunk.

Pretty good advice for nearly any car. Got to get them hot every once in a while. (Freeway on ramp is a good place... PUNCH IT!!)

And I definitely don’t remember when Kaep met with Nate Boyer, former Seahawk and Army Special Forces veteran, and the two discussed what the flag and anthem meant to the military, which convinced Kaep that taking a knee would be a way to honor the military while maintaining the overall message of his protest.

born the last year they won a Super Bowl, raised a fan, backed away slowly as we supported Greg Hardy, felt a little hopeful through the rookie season of Dak and Zeke, backed away again as the Zeke allegations came to light, aaaaand now I’m done. I don’t know if that’s a sentence, but I do know I should have been done…

I don’t know why people are so shocked that old white crusty billionaires and their spawn would be in lockstep with an old white crusty “billionaire”. The NFL created this mess in 2009 when they took the money from the Armed Forces in advertising this faux patriotism. Now they’re attempting to strong-arm the players…

I totally went to Google images to get a copy of this picture to point out the hypocrisy of smug bastard Jerry Jones’ ‘unity’ play.

Welcome my ex-NFL supporter from another progenitor. I have much the same journey as yours, except that instead of Jerry Jones, I broke up with the NFL when Dean Spanos...

I’m really kinda sad right now. I was a lifelong Dallas Cowboys fan. I gritted my teeth when Jerry coldly fired Tom Landry. I finally broke loose from a comatose state after Jerry fired Jimmy Johnson. I couldn’t believe that he brought in Terrell Owens, a guy who “disrespected” the star. I had to defend Terrell Owens…

Fuck Jerry Jones. Fuck Donald Trump. And fuck the Cowboys. You ain’t America’s team anymore. That honor belongs to the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Remember when Kaepernick and came out and said fuck the troops? And then all other football players were like, yeah, Colin, you’ve got a point.

To make this story more palatable, here’s a friendly reminder that the Cowboys are currently 2-3.

The NFL’s seemingly never ending race to the bottom steps it up a notch.

2006-16 Chevy Impala right side taillight.

You mean this?

Step 1. Make SUV.

I’m calling it: Jerry Jones is going to beat Jeanne Calment’s record and live to be 128 years old.

Can we talk about this complete piece of human garbage?