I just can’t get over how stupid/arrogant/cheap you have to be not to spend $80 on prepaid phone.

How is this car even remotely “riced-out”?

Seriously, take this guy instead. He can’t even WOO

God can take me instead.

I know this site has a reflexive “fuck the NCAA” position but I think in this one instance you sort of have to admit that these players went about things the wrong way. I didn’t use the benefits of my scholarship to buy electronics and then pawn them. I just straight up used my scholarship money on booze. Cut out the…

The NCAA regulations are ridiculous and scholarship funds should be fungible, but it was incredibly stupid for the 7 football players to think they could buy electronics from the same store and then report that all of their ID cards were “stolen,” and have the claims pass the smell test.

He can keep thinking, because he has no power to pardon state convictions.

First off the entire world besides America calls it football not soccer. Second, take your xenophobia somewhere else.

Sounds like georgia plays about as well as you ride motorcycles.

Fun fact: Every single running back, wide receiver, and above all else quarterback who has played at UT in the past decade has actually gotten worse year to year from their freshman year. It’s astounding. By the time you are a senior you barely know how to put on your helmet.

I thought it was hilarious a Boston native was lecturing someone else about racism.

There’s nothing anyone can say about the city of Philadelphia that Bill Burr didn’t cover in his infamous 12 minute attack on a philly audience.

I would think that chasing someone down would cause them to take more risks than if they weren’t being pursued. Unless you’re planning on shooting out their tires or ramming them off the road, what purpose does following them serve?

Lucky for this bar brawling, boob-grabbing domestic abuser that he didn’t take a knee during the anthem, or his career would be over.

A close call, I think we can all agree.

I bet Zeke stole that dude’s dog.

At all but the most competitive levels, the winning team is expected to buy drinks for the losing team. Then the losing team buys the second round. Then it’s a free-for-all, because the drinks rarely stop there.

New Orleans is a wet dog in city form.

Yeast infection.

You read the article about the grease traps? S&WB says that businesses have been fined, but they have no records of which businesses.

You forgot the most important part about how to get on with life afterwards: start collecting bottlecaps.