Then it will run once, and it will be glorious.

First million pictures: “show me the damn taillights!”

No CEL illuminated on dash. That can’t be an Audi.

No mention of disco mode or other other Goldeneye-esque unlocks you could enable?

I’m pretty sure it’s the same guy who ran away from an elderly man who fell over and bled on some “beautiful marble.”

IIRC it was supposed to have a much more powerful engine but developing the rest of the car took too much time and money.

I ran against them at MIR as well (my avatar picture is right before the Ms). I believe I have also run against you, assuming you’re the fella with the absolute beast of a purple Challenger.

It uses an Accord engine/trans.

I’ve raced with them before and they are actually pretty quick thanks to the added lightness, engine mods, suspension setup, and slicks. Definitely takes a lot of folks by surprise.

I’ve raced with those guys a few times, great bunch of folks. I believe they also run/used to run an Acura RDX. Whenever the Odyssey would show up at an autocross, the field would basically be split into “faster than the minivan” and “slower than the minivan.” I have to say that the latter group was MUCH larger.

The Porsche Carerra GT has a secret, completely unmarked compartment in the driver’s door above the umbrella compartment. Inside said compartment is a leather pouch with a Porsche logo on it. No clue the purpose of the secret compartment or pouch...

APR has been killing it with VW’s 2.0T. If this is anything like the newer Golf R (which it definitely is), you should be able to wrangle nearly 400 WHP from ~$2K, tuning and a few minor supporting mods. Basically, you can have a baby S4 for about $15k less.

I bet it looks pretty normal with a license plate.

All I have to say is this:

They still can. Dieselgate was the worst thing that could happen to Tesla. Now, Porsche can focus tons of resources on E-tech since diesel has such a stigma. All they have to do is surpass Tesla’s build quality and manufacturing shortcomings.

White Mercedes 240D. Some of my earliest memories are left-handed shifting this car for my dad on the way to kindergarten.

Yes. Take an already wonderful GT40, convert it to closely resemble one of the most beautiful and iconic vehicles ever, and then ruin it. Burning is too light of a sentence, honestly.

Those heretics should be burned at the stake.

Gurley is a stud. Once he had some decent blocking and a more balanced/dynamic offense, he exploded into the MVP discussion.

Plus some jalapenos, red pepper flakes, and some Tabasco.