I can’t imagine how long that took, how steep the downhill was, or how much tailwind you had, but good on you, sir.

Had a rental Jetta for a minute. The bastards had the audacity to remove the TCS toggle. Still had the handbrake, thankfully.

Just gave me flashbacks to my rental Versa. What a bland car. Barely worth taking it over sweet jumps.

All rental cars are purpose built rally cars. The electronic parking brake is the worst thing to happen to the rental car market.

I saw a person with a Dolphins logo tattoo once. It was one of the most pathetic things I have ever witnessed.

White Lamborghini Countach.

It’s not gymnastics! It’s jumping around and swinging on bars in an artistic fashion, oftentimes set to music. Totally different!

Murders happen on both sides. Gotta respect that.

OH SHI-

It is a fair analogy. I didn’t do anything wrong (other driver’s fault), but I still ended up broken and beaten in the end.

While I think North Korea is about as dangerous as a shark attack in Oklahoma, I still think it is a bigger threat (currently) than AI. I just wish our president would go back to beefing with Rosie O’Donnell instead of trying his hand at saber rattling. It’s pretty unbecoming.

I’m a Tennessean that went to UGA, so I have a strong, strong hate for UT. After the heartbreaking loss last year, I went on a motorcycle ride to cheer myself up. I was hit by a car during that ride.

Notoriously twitchy platform is still twitchy. Way to do it on a track, at least... 

You forgot the most important part:

Love the 914 for its large frunk and full size trunk. It’s pretty surprising how much stuff you can store in the car.

Dead pedal so you don’t ride with your foot on the clutch and wear it out.

So, if I let off the accelerator as if to coast in a normal car, does this equate to panic braking?

I lost a pair of sunglasses in an Uber once. They were $12. Told her to keep ‘em. Looks like I made a smart financial move.

He’s been saying this for quite a while, now.

“If it gets shut down”