Ranking the single player campaigns in CoD after MW1 is like figuring out your favorite cancer.

Wide-footed with a bad back. I gave up and wear Rockport boots practically exclusively or absolutely everything hurts. It’s great.

Yeah, but vintage races are in actual interesting racecars instead of rolling gimmicks. This isn’t comparing relative danger, just saying that if you are going to risk your F1 career, do it in something cooler than a Slingshot.

F1 drivers,

It seems like you’d have a harder time finding a game with a horse taming mechanic that isn’t extremely similar to these.

Might as well have changed the title to BotW Horse Taming is almost exactly like Red Dead Redemption’s.

Rent an airfield/track/etc for a day, you asshats. You have the money.

That explains the bathroom restrictions. Republicans are uncontrollable deviants.

If you are really serious about this plan, you can have 1 calorie per day and then eat 729635 calories on Thanksgiving. Added bonus: on leap years, you can have extra dessert!

Oh, thanks!

Wow, I should have planned my wording more gooder.

Yeah, but remember how quickly people got over Apple dropping the headphone jack? This is the same thing, except it’s for some of the most important information your car provides you.

Latex gloves/surgical gloves under your normal gear. Enjoy your sweaty hands.

Latex gloves on your hands under your riding gloves, shopping bags over your socks inside your boots, long johns under your riding pants, trash bag parka over your sweater, under your riding jacket, neck gator, and the eternal debate if you put that little chin cover on your full face helmet. Fog or warmth? Fog or…

Dodge Viper.

If there was one way to put the final nail in the coffin of the Wii U...

Does Ford get to hide behind the notion that their “track ready” Mustang wouldn’t experience the conditions that put these cars into limp mode during normal operations?

While tuners have made it into the behemoth the name deserves, I shall always remember it as this car:

As Paul Walker said:
“Just know if I die due to some pointless mods that add maybe 2-3HP, know that I died with a smile on my face.”

I’ll be seeing it in action on April 29. Such excite.