The same thing happened when the University of Texas announced it was going to continue its football program.

This year's score, Alabama: 55, Auburn: 44.

He forgot how to physics.

Relevant:

Anthony Davis through 7 games this year - 25/13/4.4 blocks/2.3 steals.

Friendly reminder that the US edition of Time Magazine sees its readers as idiots and is terrified of covering any issue of substance:

Stop being so bitter about your shitty 9-5, no one cares.

Cornering someone in public, in front of a crowd, and hitting them with a surprise marriage proposal is not romantic. It is cruel, and a little bit manipulative ("they'll totally be less likely to say no in front of all these people!"). I really wish this would become A Thing That Never Happens Again.

To me, Nicki Minaj is to black feminists what Lena Dunham is to white feminists. Both women pride themselves on female empowerment but they're problematic as fuck and you can make an argument that neither of them are role models that feminists should look up to. Nicki has a history of being an awful, offensive person…

"I also noticed she was black. I then thought it would be funny to tweet JOKES about that observation"

*does not include the small business loans we were offered.

Yep. Yep, they do. (Taken from this article)

Here at Deadspin dot com we do not engage in click bait.

Nah, I've watched a lot of fucking soccer and Roma are good.

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

"The big fella lumbering inside the 40."

Why Your Team Sucks: 2014 Manchester United

Where the fuck does this guy live if he's watching an Oregon night game in broad daylight.

Well, 50+ hour work weeks