People can also bring you water and snacks while you’re waiting on your gun.

give me a blackwing with a landau

It’s also hard to come back from being hit by a Camry going 50 mph.

Come visit my new establishment; “The Most Dangerous Game Campground and Adventure Area”

Take your star you dirty minded bastard.

Those jerks tried to circle him looking all hard, but his vigorous pumping and spraying all over the place got them off as fast as possible.

The world would be better served if all GM HD pickups were hidden in a barn.

Reading comprehension for the loss, eh?

Nein. That there is an “i”, not a “d” for diesel, which the N57 is.

And it amazes me that drugged-out tweaker idiots like Scotty Kilmer rake in MILLIONS of views.

If the people don’t know who you are the moment you walk in, you’re not rich enough.

It’s a car website, we have to hate bikes. it’s the law.

I used to have an 06 STi back when they were new. I remember some guy was like man, you must get alot of chicks with that car eh? My response,”The only thing this car attracts is teenage boys and cops.”

It’s still just a fucking Mustang, like, you’re gonna do what, go trawling for chicks? The only people you’re gonna impress are other dudes (Mr. Regular voice “THAT’S A GOOD CAR.”)

Spit out the Kool-Aid and wipe the shoeshine off your tongue.

You’ve apparently never met a hipster. Spend hundreds of $$ shopping at vintage clothing stores to maintain the appearance of someone who is perpetually one step away from homelessness.

I met a woman once who said she was in “direct sales” or something like this and with a little nudging she admitted she was a spam caller.  She was a very nice lady just trying to make enough for food and rent.  God I hate her.

An M5 is basically a hole in the driveway that you fill with money.

Whoosh :)

What a sexist thing to say! It's probably a 13 year old child.