Obviously you don't subscribe to the 'because it's cool' design philosophy.

The Cylons have a plan… no one said it was a good one.

Moriarty

Not forgetting these two...

You left Moriarty off the list? Really?

#13 The Red Skull. So co-dependent he had his consciousness put into a cloned body of Captain America and used this to bring Cap back from the brink of death.

mmm I dunno.. I think Plankton would make a better Comedian because upon being tossed out the window he could yell "I WENT TO COLLEGE!!"

Music, Lyric Free. Lyrics fuck with my ability to concentrate on language. Oh, the "mood" of the music is also important when it comes to writing something the right mood.

They made Bridge to Terabithia into a movie?? WHO LET THAT HAPPEN? No, no, no. Not ok!

Isn't there a big problem with massive over-population of wild pigs in Texas? Seems they might be a viable food source. Free Range bacon anyone?

Our local grocery store regularly has bison and ostrich. I'm waiting to see rabbit there.

Have you ever had goat? Bland and tough. Give me Bison or rabbit any day of the week.

I remember the first time I visited Colorado, saw a buffalo, and someone remarked that they tasted good. I was like, wtf. Apparently, buffalo burgers exist. I thought they were joking. They were not.

It's evolved a lot from just being satirical depiction of life in the future, occasionally with parallel jokes mocking issues in the present. Not to mention that the first few episodes were mostly one-liners, the comedy definitely improved over time.

Rincewind!

I got my black mail on
I got my black gauntlets on
I got my helmet on
This shit's been too long

I can't think of anything that requires more than an elevator pitch than Discworld. "OK, guys, there's this world, and it's flat, right, but get a load of this: It's balanced on the backs of four giant elephants, and those giant elephants are on the back of a gargantuan SPACE TURTLE."

Two midgets try to melt a ring.

It doesn't help that you're talking about the English pronunciation of a Spanish spelling of a Portuguese mangling of a Native South American word. (It's actually yaguara, with an accent on the second a, apparently.)

Thank the gods for Goodreads. My to-read list is just as long. My favorite thing is going to the library and scanning every book that looks even remotely interesting.