So what you're saying is a douche bag billionaire who wants to own a sports team, which is what douche bag billionaires love to do, is a douche bag? Color me confused.

Venice Beach? I lived in Venice Beach for 12 years and none of that looks remotely familiar. It's been a couple years, but still...

He need some hands on therapy. Luckily, there's a happy ending to this story.

She's in Spain, where the drinking age is 18, so she can buy a shitty wine cooler if she wants to!

'Dump town' like Seattle? That's hilarious. I agree regarding playing at a top notch Euro club better than being in the MLS, but the sport here is growing by leaps and bounds. Seattle is fucking awesome, and having been to a bunch of Sounders games I can unequivocally state the atmosphere at the stadium is electric…

Ok, perhaps it wasn't 'analysis' but still I stand by my statement. I think that perception though is more than several years old given the influx of American players across Europe in 1st and 2nd division teams in England, Germany, Italy, etc. I only mentioned several players - there's a bunch more I didn't include…

Also, Altidore, Bradley, Tim Howard, Jermaine Jones, Diskerud, Geof Cameron, Fabian Johnson, Cherundulo, Brek Shea, Brad Guzan (among others) all play on major Euro teams. Your analysis is...faulty.

That's BS. He went from a lower table team like Fulham to mightyish Tottenham, and did rather well there - but Tottenham just brought in Soldado, which no doubt would restrict Clint's playing time. Not sure why another EPL team didn't jump for him, but maybe the Sounders actually just offered more money. And…

Pikeys are Brit gypsies, usually Irish Travelers or Romanies.

He is infuriating to watch. Gives the ball away numerous times like a chump, screws up a clear shooting chances by dithering around like a scared schoolboy, but then sends in a few wicked crosses and blows by defenders like Gareth Bale. I just hope he gets some playing time at Stoke and gets some confidence so he…

I can see why Klinsi likes Brek Shea - he's big, fast, strong - but he is painful to watch, particularly when he loses the ball so easily. He just barely made that goal against Costa Rica (it'd be saved at least 50% of the time I'd say) and looked almost scared to shoot it. During the final he made several head…

Oh yeah, that's why India and China have such GREAT soccer teams! We've been playing catch up for decades, and are actually finally producing players good enough to play, and play well, in the elite leagues in Europe (and the growth of the MLS has certainly helped as well). Kwityerbitchin.

No, but it was when EJ missed...

Eddie Johnson missed a sitter from about 4 feet and sailed it over the bar. It looked like a 99.99999999% sure goal, and he fucking missed.

Something is hinky. There are over 100,000 votes for the Carolina Panthers....are there even 100,000 Carolina Panthers fans?

Wisconsin football fans: Cheeseheads. Wisconsin baseball fans: Cheesetits.

Made by the same uniform tailor for Chris Wondo(w)lowski. She does goowd owrk.

Pure Santigold

Cute couple - who are they?

I agree with Huey - Sometimes bad is bad.