Yea I'd go gay for Xabi Alonso...

For Vidal, every day is Oktoberfest.

Its actually Ray Albers, apparently:

Go USA!

*bar cheers*

Let's turn on the MLS game!

*deafening silence*

[knock, knock]

The constant goalpost-moving by you people is hilarious. The "George33cr" of 15 years ago was talking about how no Americans will ever care about the World Cup. The "George33cr" of 10 years ago was talking about how only snobs and liberals will ever care about the World Cup.

Landon Donovan would have hit a hole-in-one and then walked across the water to get the ball out of the hole, just to get another hole-in-one.

Yea but this cover ain't for you, homie.

in some defense - I've seen shittier places to take a corner in the EPL.
and two points -

The FIFA page is wonky. I copied URL from right page of law but it pointed back to first page.

Here's "the law":