If Gen. Petraeus is selected as the new national security adviser, he will have to notify his probation officer within 72 hours.

Depending on where you live, you can’t keep any sport of shit in your driveway.

This is one of the many reasons I live in the country. Nobody can complain about my Saab graveyard because there’s nobody around to see it.

“The plane is an eyesore!” -Some guy who probably owns a Nissan Juke

These jokes aren’t going to take off.

I guess having a plane in your driveway there doesn’t fly with the community.

Next jackass who tells me Hillary was a traitor because she might not have been perfect about her emails gets ripped a new one.

Trump gags the EPA, and already our water is being polluted with such filth.

So witches float and wizards sink?

Pats “got caught cheating” the same way Hillary “got caught” murdering diplomats in Benghazi. That’s why we call it Ballghazi.

Go fuck myself? *Jerks off to the Superbowl highlights* drew, shoulda thought that through more!

As a NHL fan first, the booing of Goodell was a mix of “Yes! and ‘You guys are stealing our bit. Booing Bettman when he hands out the Cup is our thing!”

My first Patriots game was 1998 when Scott Zolak somehow beat Steve Young and the 49ers (including a patented Jerry Rice long TD on a 15 yard slant) to clinch a…

Wow RUDE

When did Samer start writing with a pen name?

Yeah, it’s a special car. Trust me, I know cars. It’s the best car. Really yuge car.

Oh, I’m all for that. If you’re gonna sell out, at least sell out BIG.

That Kings ad is nuts.

The most impressive thing about Brady’s 28:2 TD:Interception rate is that both of the 2 bounced out of the reciever’s hands

Once again, Steeler fans feel the need to feel special. News Flash: The Steelers are just like any other team that isn’t Quarterbacked by loveable goofball Eli Manning. Brady and the Pats own pretty much every team.