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I wonder who gets the money from letting VW store cars there? Who owns that land? Who’s paying a dude to “guard” it? and talk about the most boring job EVER! A 4'x4' shack with no one to talk to, not many visitors due to the decaying pile of poop you’re being paid to defend, and (I would assume) minimal compensation.

Just remind these jackbooted thugs they went 1-15. Harder to aim with paper bags on their heads.

Conner. His name is Conner.

As would be expected of any meeting of a group of diehard fans and a team executive, this one got slightly contentious

Goddamn it. I just spit coffee all over my keyboard. Fuck you, man...

They couldn’t reach agreeement on Hume’s first principles of the contents of the mind.

I’d start with when you get punched in the face and they fall down.

Alright tough guy, I’m in my car now. I will beat your ass all over Temecula.

Sitting on that has got to hurt your BACK BACK BACK.

Fuck you, fight me.

The Stanwick family, considered “one of the first families of lacrosse,”

I don’t understand why Crowder has a problem with it. It’s nothing personal. Boston fans just likee players like Heyward. Those sort of Larry Bird, Kevin McHale, John Havlicek types. You know, with that Bob Cousy determination and Dave Cowens fight.

You’d think a guy named Crowder could deal with extra personnel around.

In 6th grade, I was in the school library and for no good reason I just took a set of rental car keys that were sitting on the table. About 20 minutes later the gym teacher walks in and asks if anyone has seen some car keys. I say nothing. I think those keys are still at my parents’ house. Fast-forward 15 years and I…

And by the time next season starts, he’ll be 40 years old.