I agree on both fronts, plus we need another Spaghetti & Meatballs episode with Bobby Moynihan and Ian Roberts. I can't even look at those two guys without laughing.

"This should be called The Day Rooney Tried To Do His Job."

When Cece says "breast reduction surgery" and not even a beat later you hear the door slam, I lost it. They didn't even give you enough time to think, "oh how is Schmidt going to handle this news?"

"I thought it would make lightning."

Curtis Armstrong will forever be Charles De Mar to me!

"I need your explosion, you challenge me. You're my little exploding challenger."

So is it just me or would Mindy and Peter make a better couple? Is that to come? The Mindy/Danny relationship just doesn't have the payoff I hoped for (I know, they rarely do). "Slays dudes like whoa" entered my lexicon immediately after it was uttered.

"Micropenis make me wonder if the is a God, and if there is, did he run out of clay?" - Schmidt kills me. I thought this was the second best episode of the season behind the premier. What I love most is that they all make the moral realization, yet all admit that having a micropenis is way worse than anything wrong…

The Schwaz only does solo bolos, sorry!

Cake… Sponge cake!

I agree but the tiara fight scene would not have been as hilarious without Peter's hair.

I almost kicked everyone out of the room when I was the only one that laughed out loud at the Woody/Soon-Yi joke.

That old popcorn is referred to as aged popcorn and it's covered in artisanal salt and farm-to-kernel liquid butter, so watch yourself.

Have you seen the new Walmarts? Smaller footprint, higher design aesthetic, green roofs, bioswales. I'm not saying they're the most pleasant place on earth, but they are making strides to change.

Great kownterpoint