nickkotula
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nickkotula

I got pulled over for a tail light that was out when I was a stupid teenager driving around with friends and 2:00 in the morning. Officer asked if he could search my vehicle. I said, "Sure! Have fun!" Teenage boys do not keep a very clean vehicle. He wound up poking around for 10 minutes or so then telling me I

What will our children use? Has anyone thought of the children?

Number one is CLEARLY a liger. I should know as it's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

With that said, there's a reason for every type of pain.

I'd like to see a picture-in-picture of what they were looking at on the interwebs at the time. Now THAT would probably provide some entertainment.

Agrees.

Heck, my friend's 3 year old could fly this thing!

I kept waiting for her to hit the gas and send the thing flying. Somehow I think effectively flying one of these things entails more than what the journalist did here.

This may seem stupid, but I've seen bad things happen: If you drop a knife, do not try to catch it! Let it fall and move your feet. Your instinct is to try and grab it. Watched a Chef do this and then get carted off to the hospital to reattach a piece of his finger.

I remember hearing a long time ago that when a crow steps out of line and does something to piss off the flock they would come together and kill the offending crow and that this was one of the few times they came together, hence a "murder" of crows. Couldn't find anything to corroborate this in my quick Google...

My first "online" experience was a local BBS that was an online message board based "role-playing" game (I was SO cool, right?). I was The Purple Dragon and my character was... a purple dragon (also creative). I kept that one until someone at school logged on to another BBS and started making fun of it... good times!

This is like seeing an article about how nuclear bombs totally suck coming out of Japan in 1945.

The pigs in a modern day pig farm are genetically altered and are highly susceptible to any type of disease. You have to be sterilized completely before you go in. As such, they never get to see the outside world. They live an average of 6 months before they are slaughtered.

Good to know that my birthday is going to suck next year in New York. Thanks, Giz! :)

I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something, a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.

Awesome link! Thanks!

I never can understand why they lump SciFi and Fantasy together. Would you have a poll asking for your favorite Western/Mystery books? Hard to compare Asimov to Tolkien...

I hate it when they combine SciFi and Fantasy. Would you have a poll for your favorite Western/Romance novel? I am not sure it is fair to compare Arthur C. Clarke to Tolkien... Same thing when I go to most libraries. I have to wade through 50 billion dragon books to find one actual SciFi book (not that I don't