Not the guys I date.

You mean, like, he’s saying “Guys spread like butter for my love truncheon, so I don’t know what these chicks’ problem is; so I just keep shoving it in.”?

Oh, you know what it WAS an anthology book! You are blowing my stoner MIND, deerlady.

Wow, you’re good. You must also watch “Go, Diego, Go!” not just “Dora.”

TOO FRIGGIN’ WEIRD. Yes! I totally read that story as a kid (like, 12? 13? Maybe a little younger) and at the time I thought it was so funny. Just the idea of Lucifer, Prince of Hades, Archangel of all Darkness, running a spa tickled me to no end. Was it in an “Alfred Hitchcock” or “Ellery Queen” magazine? My mom used…

OH MY GOD - About the Satanic Gym and adultery?

You think the kids are actually learning to be “Christ-like” in the Good News Club? It’s a Hitler Youth Group who is designed to propagate intolerance and hate, and there’s no real reason for the school to sanction it.

The very bottom, left, picture could be GREAT, ironically understated, 70's theme, drag; with the right purse, heels, bouffant, menthol cigarettes and that weird orange-y pancake base they used to use. “Please welcome to the stage, Chevroline Vega”