I think Dylan did this better.

This is the best cover.

I am pretty into myself, tbqh.

In honor of what is currently going on in the Deadspin universe,

megalomaniacal animated beef jerky Mike Shanahan

Probably planted by Satan to fool good Christian folk.

I think it's worth remembering that Shaq has one too.

Progress...

+1

They actually just smeared peanut butter on his palate to make it look like he was talking.

Rosewater is also in theaters this weekend. I'm curious to see how Jon Stewart does behind the camera.

Goodell told reporters Peterson would be "whooped" to make his indefinite suspension sound more folksy and quaint.

+ the fossil record

Can I get the recipe for that ham sandwich?

+1

I LOVE WALL-E. Also, I don't have kids so it is kind of weird. Right with you on Groundhogs Day, though.

I wanted to fight my initial impression, but I can totally see Hoke getting mustard on his shirt EVERY time he eats a hotdog.

Everything you have said is a valid point.

+1, this is good kinja

+1