You're funnier than this, Doug.

I firmly believe that Stevie can't see good.

Greg Howard is not fond of hockey.

Factually incorrect.

It's kind of like soccer if soccer were more fun to watch and people in North America cared about it.

I'm glad you jerks ignored hockey to bring us this hot taek.

I'm not a huge fan of the genre, but that is good.

Player: [Bends iron]

Not impressed.

Ryan Leaf also has total goal recall in that he remembers when he used to have them.

Right? Two more and that's treon Harris.

+1, so dumb

+1 well done

When reached for comment, Hamilton reportedly pissed himself and fell off the bar stool.

+1, nicely done

+1, nice

I think someone's just upset Wyle Kagner didn't make the list.

I think it's pretty clear what happened here. He went swimming in Lake Erie.

It all makes sense now....

Nicely done, +1.