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There is no sugar coating it, page views are down. We need to boost it or we won’t be able to continue not getting paid by Univision. I’ve decided to take a page from some of our clickbait competitors.
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Sources here at Gawrker have received tips that famous internet commenter, twitter personality, and maple syrup afficiando Same Sad Echo actually died several months ago. There are also rumors that Same Sad Echo, known as SSE to his twitter pals, was replaced by a secret cabal of aspiring junior high English class…
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I proposed this to some close friends while an undergrad and we briefly did it then got really high/drunk/twisted and the notebook went AWOL. I blame frog toxins but have no actual proof. We made it like 10-15 (depending on who you ask) pages in before it went off the rails. The idea is to write a story…