It would presumably stop Trump from tweeting, which would be a small miracle.

Can we stop using the price of an individual share of a company’s stock as a reference for anything? It’s completely meaningless, and using it as a metric for comparison shows a tremendous amount of ignorance and makes any other point you try to establish extremely questionable.

9 times out of 10 (more than that probably) people that attempt to arm themselves with close-quarters weapons (knives, bats, batons, nunchaku, etc.) end up having that weapon used on themselves.

Yeah, I addressed the key issue. Read the last 4 sentences of the first paragraph. I know the comment is long, but the info is realistic and useful, not just silly bs, like put a broken laptop by your unlocked door—I mean, really?

Y'all realize Elayne Boosler is a comedian, right? :)

I like this idea, except just about all locks unlock in a certain direction (ie, away from the frame of the door). So when somebody is trying to pick your lock, they're going to try to turn it away from the frame of the door, and if it's already unlocked, that's not going to re-lock it.