Cross country as the crow flies in a monster truck.

Agree with you and share your age and life situation. Last year we celebrated by staying in and realizing too late that a pipe burst. My wife was buying a shop vac as the clock struck midnight. Good times. 

Snce high-level gymnastics is essentially child abuse, how about nothing?

The 4-door model drastically outsells the 2-door model though. I think the bemoaned Renegade outsells the 2-door Wrangler.

They probably gave it four doors because they like selling cars.

If you have a bike, just have it converted to electric. Probably about the same cost and WAY more useful.

He...didn’t say anything about his eye? 

Great tires for sure, but I was just reading about the snowflake/mountain symbol the other day and couldn’t help myself. That symbol represents a whopping 10% increase in cold/snow effectiveness over similar all-season tires. Basically false advertising if you ask me.

$12,000?! Oh my God, just get an electric cargo bike and call it a day.

According to my coworkers, print media is not dead, which is why they print every PDF they get emailed.

300 HP will be first, and it might be the e-Golf.

Zion is going to do a tremendous job of explaining just how stupid the one-and-done rule is this year.

Are you available to speak to my wife?

We’ve had one for a couple years now and still love it, which is odd for me, because I usually swap cars way too frequently.

Ford Flex Ecoboost. 0 - 60 in 5.9 seconds, plenty of room for the dogs, seats like a BarcaLounger, and AWD.

Didn’t realize Howmet, out of Whitehall, MI, ever did anything this cool.

One of my dreams is that the 90% of the US population for whom the performance of the stock market means basically NOTHING, will realize this and stop acting like it does.

This does not sound like the behavior of someone tripping heavily on LSD. Not even slightly.

Shocking, I know.

Highlight truther: Oubre was making that motion at John Wall because dude didn’t even try.