I believe they’re called “pedophiles”.

Hoooooooooooooooold on a sec here. This dude drives 100 MILES TO WORK?! Dude, my bro, my friend. It appears you can afford to live closer to work. Do everyone a giant favor and do it.

Why on Earth would you ever waste your money modifying such a turd of a car?

Telling the employees to be careful about the music they play could actually be a good thing since corporate douchebags are so sensitive about offending customers. It may have helped them to keep their jobs. But tattling to corporate is the weeniest bullshit conceivable. Someone needs to stuff this guy in a locker.

This is one of many reasons that putting the onus on the individual (‘Merica) to save humanity is so misguided. Travel is good. There are many ways to make significant dents in emissions that don’t have such negative externalities like making people drastically less happy and fostering xenophobia.

SOP for early adopters.

The atrocious music they chose for their video ruined for me. What on Earth is that garbage?

Ah yes, the dumbest cargument on the planet. Woe unto the poor diluted badges! People who need space, are not little people, and prefer their vehicles to be swift deserve to live in discomfort and slowness!

Rondo out for game 3 with some sort of weird illness he picked up by rubbing a dirty orb all over his mucus membranes.

Your laundry take is pure madness. You’re telling me that the shirt I wear, over and undershirt, to the office, where I sit on my ass all day and don’t even contemplate sweating, is dirty now?! Sir, you are very wrong.

Neutral: On What Precise Day Will The Global Oil Market Spike?

That’s not cynicism, that’s capitalism.

All empires are built on slave labor.

Our ‘13 Flex has ACC and blindspot sensors and forward collision avoidance. I drove a uhaul cargo van the other day and it was terrifying.

Counterpoint: I’m 6'5" with two kids and a wife and a large dog and we go places a lot. There isn’t a wagon available that will fit us comfortably. I certainly wish that weren’t true as I’d vastly prefer a wagon for all the reasons you offered. Minivans are too slow. Hence, Ecoboost Flex.

It’s almost as if CEO’s have virtually zero interest in the long term health of a company since their entire job and subsequent compensation is tied to appeasing Wall Street analysts quarterly.

It looks like an Audi. Utterly unremarkable.

If you pay $8 to drink Voss, which is just water, you should have your money taken away.

Agree with you wholeheartedly.

LOL