Because reasons. Equality doesn’t even play into it.

“Why not have a Princess Zelda?”

LAWL 3 minutes of people going “WHAT?” TOO FUNNY THIS IS WHAT I COME TO KOTAKU FOR!!!!!!!!

Wow. GOW4 looks pretty mediocre.

Err.. That seems like a really clunky fight. Is all combat in the game so stilted?

Determined fake due to lack of spelling errors, inclusion of actual content.

Such writing requires skills out of grasp of our Johanna.

you’re the kind of anti-wealth-to-the-point-of-blindness uneducated, unemployed goon this site needs more of.

THERES NO DIFFERENCE. I LIVE IN FEAR AT THE SMALLEST OF UTTERANCES!

HEY GUIZE, ITS THE SECOND POST ABOUT THE DEATH THREATS!!!! LETS MILK THIS FOR EVERYTHING ITS GOT!

Gosh, as an anime fan I’m super offended. This marketing is mean and rude.