So Birth of a Nation has a chance?

Unsurprisingly, a 96-year old man is still more fuckable than Lena Dunham.

A woman being punished for exercising her First Amendment right? I’m sure there’s bound to be a march on City Hall for this egregious curtailing of this woman’s rights.

Let’s not forget that women are the highest earners in porn. Who’s going to pay good money to see Ron Jeremy doing a pole dance?

reasons people are in these jobs to dispel the myth that they’re lazy or unskilled or not intelligent or good enough to do non-minimum wage jobs.

Ha ha, crying because being a waitress isn’t enough to get that Sex In the City lifestyle.

Women hate women, also.

Yet somehow police forces hire more men than women for the shittiest job on the planet, yet there’s always someone bitching about the wage disparity. Might as well be a waitress.

Welcome to your dysfunctional family.

They could try for the police academies, fill in the ranks and all that. But, in order for that to happen, they would have to fail in life more, because cops are so fucking stupid.

I’m sure Paige was thinking, “When I kiss him, I taste Rihanna...”

Like interning and then being employed at Gawker?

Someone crying wolf? No, that never happens.

Just another social experiment to start a conversation.

Like Gawker was?

It’s the season for the new victim.

Yes, let’s create a prank that casts doubt on the legitimacy of future claims

Better numbers in the theater than Ghostbusters.

You should at least consider thinking about getting out more if you can’t tell the difference between Russian and Hebrew. A field trip outside one’s safe space might be a good thing.

The people on the plane are just the same as the passengers in Tupac’s SUV when he got shot. No one wants to get involved.