“If in fact, Mr. Myeni was looking for the temple, it would have taken him maybe a few seconds after getting into the house to realize oh, no temple, wrong place, turn around, leave,”

I took it to mean that any democratic official (i.e., official of a democratic country), as juxtaposition to this clearly anti-democratic official.  I could be wrong, though.

But why does fighting a river current bounce a permanent back to somebody’s hand?

the graphics don’t look anywhere near as godawful as the mobile/PC versions of Final Fantasy V and VI

I’m really happy for Housemarque, I was really worried after they announced the lack of sales making them change direction.

Was Geordi ever gunning for the captain seat?  He always seemed comfortable as an engineer.

Slowed it even more? As if the search response wasn’t already horrendous on 10!

you know, even removing the racism, and just leaving some military camp training spoof; having a guy named HipHopGamer saying “you’ve got to understand what’s being done here” would raise at least one of my eyebrows.

Yes, it was done continuously since the 1870's, up-to-and-including WW2 where Japan occupied and committed atrocities in China and Korea, which now has a historical connection of that flag to Japanese occupation.  While it never got such negative connotation locally, internationally it has become very problematic; you…

I was waiting for the punchline that never came.

Man Who Knowingly Stepped in Puddle of Knee-Deep Shit: “What the hell?! There’s shit all over my pants!! How on Earth did That HappEN?!”

only instead of an easy-on-the-eyes hero saving his sister, it stars an ugly older fellow saving his daughter.

So is blood-and-guts-and-decapitation fully normalized now?

Okay, who has actually completed Jerusalem?

At the very least, couldn’t they have one of those quick saves that automatically delete themselves when you load them? Then people can take breaks without worrying about losing anything.

Shoulda just called it a “Demon Turtle Penis”, then Nintendo could do nothing.

At one point, he even admitted to being afraid to leave the vehicle.

A few biscuits short?  I thought she was the whole endless breadsticks at Olive Garden.

Headline made me think the guy died over the past 10 days.

how can one even use this as a mousepad?