I still love my GB Advance SP and now my 2DS, but throughout my venture from GB-through-DS, I felt disappointed by the library on offer. I never wanted to get a PSP due to wariness of the UMD media and not liking the slider. The Vita may have ultimately been a failure, but it really turned out to by my favorite…

I dunno, isn’t everybody in debt?

As far as I can recall, the army that they came back with was an ally to both of us. But it was the enemy army that was leading it, as if it hijacked it and was driving it into me. But I’m not gonna waste any more effort trying to understand it, it’s not worth it.  If CK3 is just gonna be the same in that regard, then…

Follow up with a crushing counter attack ... from forces of an entirely different kingdom that isn’t at war with me?

I gave up chasing them across all of Christendom to return and lay siege to their remaining cities, only for the 100+ army to return with an army in the thousands to crush me.  I gave up bothering with the game at that point.  It was like watching the AI purposefully exploit a bug.

Okay, but did they do anything to fix the combat system? After chasing a small band of enemy troops across the entire Iberian peninsula, through other peoples kingdoms, only for them to leave the damn continent, and then return with 5x the forces of their allies who were on a Crusade and weren’t even at war with me to…

Dear fucking god, the alt-right can elect the biggest, most ego-centric troll to the presidency, put children in cages, destroy the institutions of the federal government, flaunt all rules of ethics, throw people into the back of unmarked vans, kill 200,000 Americans through anti-science policy—and you FUCKERS will…

“Meow! Me-gonna-ow you! My nails are long, sharp, and ready to slash!”

small, hairless, scentless affairs with only rumored labia that get just wet enough for admittance but not so lubricated as to remind a sex partner that there are glands buried in there somewhere naturally secreting this substance

You can’t be ‘tough’ on someone who owns half your body. The only thing you accomplish is punishing yourself.

I never want to see footage of these upcoming debates.

And people who eat them are SO COOL!

I swear, it’s gone beyond just ideology, conservatives are straight-up addicted to falsehoods.

Your attack power actually goes up by 50 percent when everything is aligned properly, which means that you’ll probably be able to take down every enemy without them even getting a turn. And you also get quite a few bonus coins at the end of battles both for solving puzzles perfectly and for taking no damage.

The amount of projection here, I feel like I’m at one of those laser light show concerts.

Is this another one of those games where the enemies all strangely wait around, attacking one at a time?

I remember liking the second one more, but I can’t really remember anything about it other than sorceress villain and there being wishes that eat up his memories. Knowing how I was as a kid, I may have just liked it more cuz there was less focus on the real world.

“I’ve had a Black friend on my boat.”

Just don’t you dare take this away from me, you flippin’ white supremacists.

Was about to say, way ahead of you, Japan.