At home reading this article around 4pm on Dec. 12th, 2017.

Racheal Dolezal in:

N’Becki got more horse hair than the Kentucky Derby.

I’m pretty sure the Russian ballet about soldiers killing rats to protect a rich person’s extra candy is code intended for someone.

Are you a fan of Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries? A deadly scorpion in a shoe features in one of them. I love the whole series, but that’s one of the best episodes. That one, and the one where she infiltrates a traveling carnival. Oh, and the one where she discovers shenanigans at an Australian army base. Oh what am I…

Wait...she gay and she wit a black woman?!

What was in the fanny pack?

It’s so expensive because Christmas is a special time for fleece on Earth and good shill to mankind.

This is what 2017 has come to. Whether someone has the balls to tell nazis to get bent. What a time to be alive.

The bar is olympic-level limbo-champion low.

Have anyone else noticed when Black women are doing well and doing things that are traditional it’s a problem or White Women feel the need to speak up? It reminds me of when putting her maternity pics on Instagram.

Lisa Bloom suddenly manifested in his house yesterday within 30 milliseconds of the NYT story being published.

Since last night’s elections, my skin has cleared up, I’ve lost weight, all my bills are paid and my face stays beat.

AND DONT FUCKING TOUCH SOMEONE IN A SEXUAL WAY WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT

Yes, he’s the Halo Top of Pop.

“Just Big Steps Or Don’t Even Bother”

Thank you, I loved reading this.

Little known fact: Emancipation Proclamation also mentions that we no longer are restricted to nasty candy.

I’m of the view there’s no appropriate time to release a film like this and maybe we can stop making films that pedal the fantasy that any teenage girl would be interested in gross older guys altogether. The fantasy is entirely ONE-SIDED.

Actually the reason she’s had her job for this long is because she’s kept the numbers exactly where Apple wants to keep them.

It’s the age old Black Conundrum. Wypipo HATE him but the nigga is trash. Whose side am I on?