I worked on a film with her when I was a a lowly intern. She is an absolutely wonderful person, and while she definitely has a touch of Hollyweird in her (she’s married to one of the Cohen brothers), she reminded me a lot of my mom. She rode her bike everywhere on set instead of one of the chaffered Priuses they…

If 20 dead white elementary school kids in an affluent community didn’t do it, I don’t think anything will.

If you meet a vegan poly that does Crossfit, what do they tell you about first?

So I heard Bailey’s next doc is titled “Jeffrey Dahmer: Daredevil Foodie!”

1. It says exactly what it is at the top of every installment.

Why didn’t Megyn ask “What about you, Bob? What about YOUR plastic surgery?”

Scene: Nebraska

T’Challa does seem interested in leading his people. That’s a pretty bold difference from here.

But he is the biggest general, like the biggest ever. Like a 6-star general, bigly!

Doug Stamper Hope Hicks knows where the bodies are buried because she buried some herself.

It just never gets old, does it?

This man’s continued existence is proof that JFK was not killed by any government plot.

“Ankh-Right”

Tonight is going to be grand. Pregaming at the bar, fancy ass theatre where the seat recline and folks bring drinks and appetizers. Also the Ankh-Right is mad about this movie because weave, drinking sex and vacations! I shall mix their tears with my vodka! I also found out that this was being filmed in NO while I was…

He just let his incompetent boss punk his ass. Trump was like “I don’t even like his disloyal ass.” and Jeff was like “We still friends, tho.” This administration got more back-biting than Basketball Wives LA.

I feel like the moral barometer might be different for most folks than it is for someone who thought hooking up with R. Kelly was a good idea a year ago.

I know how to definitively settle the issue of whether he is black or not. He goes up to a cop at 2am to ask if they know the time or if they have a light for a cigarette and if they shoot him dead like a dog, then he is black.

Because its 2017! We have to focus on this year. We can do an All-Stars Tournament later lol

Well I for one am shocked, simply SHOCKED, that a guy who videotaped himself committing statutory rape and urinating on a child only to inexplicably get away with it without any legal or professional consequences whatsoever would go on to continue behaving in an inappropriate fashion. Who could have possibly predicted…

C’mon now, everybody knows the black people are chilling out on the Summer Isles, staying way the hell out of all these wypipo problems. The last one we saw noped the fuck out of there when boats started blowing up.