I want a man that would sleep on a porch for his dog. *adds that to list*

No, she is not James Bond. Phryne Fisher is James Bond.

This whole story was so blatantly ridiculous that I was surprised it wasn’t an email forward from my mother

On the lighter side, my three-year-old son thinks KRS-One’s name is Carrots-One.

Below: Permanent volunteers join in the fun at an all-you-can-pick cotton collection party. First prize: Food. Second prize: an ass-beating. (NBC)

Of course she’s not dead.

Southern Baptists are racist as fuck? Quelle surprise!

Remy Ma invited Cedric Diggory to the Yule Ball before Nicki could.

Can you imagine having to tell your friends you fly around on Air Force TWO?

“I’m the second runner-up! I came second!”

“Third. You came third.”

“What?”

Top law firms are refusing to represent the President of the United States because they think he won’t pay them.

I still laugh at Rachel’s new “African” name, as it’s really a mish-mash of names from completely different countries/ethnicities. Like, she wants to convince people she’s genuine in this, but she obviously perceives Africa as a monolith and thinks that this combination of names makes sense. It would be like me…

How is this idiot the only 70 year old white person who doesn’t watch Madam Secretary?

I ADORE that they have her doing such a powerful pose. Because it’d be the same badass pose if she was a male character, which is awesome. And now I’m crying again.

And no call backs to the metal bikini

I thought so. Who had $50 in 1913 dollars to send their kid a mile away besides bored wealthy people?

Must be the springtime version of this

Lol. He is a stud. To later be played in the movies by Matt Damon.

Yeah, because she played herself. See also: Kate Hudson in Almost Famous.