More tales of feuding bottles!

AND STILL, none of them would say any of this shit to Obama face.

No, Jane Horrocks is Bubble.

Huh! So it DOES happen!

“Great kid. Awesome parents. He was not a thug,” Chris Cano, whose son played football with Jordan told WFAA. “This shouldn’t have happened to him. The kid was well-loved.”

My grandmother lit her beehive on fire with a cigarette in about 1965 at a cocktail party. My grandfather had to sprint across the room, tackle her, and beat out the flames.

Candy saw the zero ROI and was like:

LOL, I’m just waiting to catch some heat for my “comment”. Sorry y’all but I’m feeling extra petty today. *insert devil horns*

Alien day being on 4/26 is goddamn stupid. It should fall on the 426th day of the year, dummies.

You’re correct, they did change the formulas, though they’re saying they didn’t. If anything I’ve learned from being natural for almost a decade, it’s how to read labels. But, I didn’t need a label to know they changed something when my hair started reacting differently to products i had been using for a while.

Only good thing that Jenner did was break this bizarre myth that the LGBT+ community is perfect and isn’t filled with its own racists and bigots. It’s surprisingly easy to find people that think their letter is important and then view others within the community as not worthy of attention or don’t even exist.

Being plus size, unfortunately, there aren’t that many brick-and-mortar stores that cater to me. And the ones that do like Lane Bryant, Torrid and Citychic either 1.) have ugly-ass, matronly clothes like Lane Bryant, 2.) barely carry enough clothes and the cool one sell out REALLY fast like Torrid and City Chic, and…

You can take the entitled white male out of the Republican, but you can’t take the Republican out of the still entitled white woman. It’s like a really bad fungus, or drug-resistant bacteria... or something.

That baby is black, blackity, black. That kids mother is in store for a rude awakening. Haitian and Puerto Rican fool he black.

A picture of a woman with a baby inside her was ‘indecent’ back then? Wow. Things were so backward and restrictive in that time. I’m so glad we live here in the future where everyone is treated equally, racism is a thing of the past, women have full rights and control over their bodies and institutional bigotry has…

I live in the South and get: “Have you considered adopting?”

Wrong black girl.

Charlie Murphy walks up to the Pearly Gates and as he enters, feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around and take a blow to the forehead.