I don’t know who did it but I do have a good idea who should investigate:

Okay internet, I own that beautiful house around the corner I’ve been lusting after. I’ll be moving in on Friday. Thanks for letting me speak that into existence. I’ll tell my neighbor to pack up.

“We are literally living in a time when you can say you’re something on the Internet and become that thing[.]”

Tim Kaine isn’t mad at the Republican party, he’s just disappointed.

Remaining employees: when your company got financed for tens of millions of dollars, that meant that your founder(s) no longer controlled the narrative of what is, what isn’t successful and needed. All autonomy was/is gone. You perhaps celebrated that day the funding was announced because your leaders told you: this…

Like when I ignore my kids to look at pictures of them.

My reaction: AWWW TEH BEBIES!

At least they’re dancing around the “big” thing: they won’t even acknowledge the DARK SKINNED BLACK thing at all, because they know it’s suicide, but come on.

I WANT HER IN YELLOW. RED. TEAL. VIOLET.

Thought the same, and then realized that’s one situation where we’d probably be better off alone. Seriously, though, this vote has somehow brought it home that we really honestly could end up with Trump. I’ve known that intellectually, but my gut still keeps telling me to calm down and that it will never happen. This…

Wasn’t her lifestyle brand something about preserving the spirit of the old South? I'm gonna go with zero self-awareness too.

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No: Pennsabeckys.

All Beckys. Every one a Becky.

As a member of the NPHC hazing is an automatic 10 year suspension from the org. That came down from Alpha Phi Alpha Inc..

The poor judgement of young men when gathered together in groups never fails to amaze, (see St. Paul’s Boarding School “Senior Salute.”)

Per Ben Schwartz: coca-Cola was behind 9/11.

What does?