This whole thing is just like this horrifying concoction of white privilege, male privilege, rape culture, and misogyny.

White privilege isn’t a thing at all. Naaaaaaaawwwwwwwww. Couldn’t be. Just a total coincidence.

The family tree now has some Moss on it.

I had the most delicious collard greens at a cocktail party this weekend. Am so appropriating them.

Fun fact, I am also in this same position right now

Musician Joke: (though I wouldn’t consider Tyga a musician)

Lena Dunham is the first person I think of when I think about women who hate other women. Her loud and proud paternalistic anti-sex work stance (all sex work is bad; trafficking and sex work are the same, etc.) , her all white vision of New York and that mega racist/nationalist article about Japan are not feminist.…

I am pretty good at tuning out most of the general noise, but what drives me insane is when it is directed at me. “Mom! Mom! MOM!!!!! He’s hitting me! I’m hungry! Mom, if we lived inside an elephant, where would we be? Help! Help! I’m cold. Mom! Mom! Watch this! Why aren’t you watching?”

BRAG THREAD COMMENCING:

But how many lentils did you serve?

ok

I had heart surgery and was recovering with morphine in the hospital and Bravo was running a marathon and I remember laughing and laughing at Vicky and her love tank. The night nurse had to come check on me because, as she explained it, “one rarely hears such robust cackling” from recovering surgery patients.

Here’s a photo of the swearing-in ceremony:

lauryn, you gotta pay the feds, so you have to show up for your concerts!

I got toasted English muffins this morning. One of which had a darker stripe on the bottom. She tried to keep them warm while she made coffee by placing them on top of the toaster (no plate) and turning the toaster on. “The smoke is almost cleared,” she tells me as she she hands me my coffee mug.

If he gets Russell Crowe to play Rum Tum Tugger I am there.

All the nopes.

Anyone else wish they could watch this whole thing go down behind the scenes West Wing style?

Nature? Hiking? Away from my computer? No thank you.

Can’t edit comment, but here is example: wrap dress I made for high school reunion. I admit, the bell sleeves were perhaps not the most flattering decision.