Great. How the fuck am I supposed to go about my day knowing that this ring exists and having only the picture in my mind as reference.

They tried this shit in Nashville and it went very, very poorly.

You, my friend, are living the goddamn dream.

Gin in the Pemberly Tea Set while doing your Pemberly cross-stitch, which will join the other Austen cross-stitch pillows right next to your life-size stuffed Darcy and Austen tea cozied pot of Austen tea and Austen gingerbread.

Has anyone seen the promo for this movie? Depp has these weird light colored contacts and looks like and alien. I first saw it with the sound off and couldn’t figure out what the fuck was happening.

Awww...piggly

Follow-up questions, why is Shannon even on this show? Her tagline is “If life gives you lemons, put them in a bowl!”. Every time I hear it I cackle because it’s so goddamn ridiculous.

Exactly. If the murder of schoolchildren in their classroom isn’t enough to move the needle, what will?

Like...I kind of want to go see if there is a doctor that can give me the butthole of a 12 year old and I can hit up the Vatican.

Jane, this was goddamn delightful.

Right!?!? I laughed for five minutes at my desk like “no shit Sherlock!” Why is anyone surprised when people like this illustrious fellow and Karl Lagerfeld say gross things about women? Are we all operating under the illusion that they love women in all shapes and sizes and are just heartbroken over the size bias…

Is there a word to describe the feeling after reading one of these accounts and finding out the victim was not a POC? Something akin to sadness mixed with ethnic fatigue maybe?

Barbie’s playhouse courtesy of IPSY. (Excuse the giant ass picture. Stupid Kinja)

The Family Stone with Claire Danes, Sarah Jessica Parker and Diane Keaton.

Losing the goddamn war wasn’t enough to get the damn thing taken down and I’m supposed to be excited that it got a televised pomp and circumstance send off?

Ma’am, I wish I had a million stars for you.

Amen.

Ugh, I devoured “Rich Asians”. I work at a university and it gets slow in the summer and I saw a blog mentioning this book on Tumblr and checked it out from my library. It is a perfect summer read - easy to read and indulgent.

Jesus, who says something like that?!

I want to clasp this entire comment thread to my breast and never let go...