"Is that how law works? Somebody clue me in, here. Can I just go around fining people for shit?"

If you graphed the best anthem singers in World Series history on a dart board, with the best ones near the bullseye, he'd be on the outside.

Which for me is why I read this blog more frequently than Engadget.

I swear I was JUST reading a tech blog.

Dammit sharks! You're supposed to eat the fancy trans-Atlantic cable used by Wall Street traders for an extra .000001 seconds of trades.

fixodent and forget it!

Something is fishy here. I've seen Jaws 2. When a shark bites into a cable in the sea, it is supposed to explode and spark and sizzle and make Roy Schieder wince. We've all been lied to!

Ah yes, the rare and ferocious (yet strangely ineffectual) Bing sharks of the central Atlantic. . . .