There's a clear issue though with casting Shia LaBeouf as someone interesting

Secede or expelled?

And we will all go together when we go
What a comforting fact that is to know

Yep just catching up with P&R. Ben makes at least a convincing-looking Batman. Clive James is right - it's all about the chin.

What about the Child Catcher in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?

The result is a lot of moments that are meant to recall and perhaps piggyback on the splendor and emotional beats of that original film, while still paying significant homage to what has come before. - That's a heck of tautology, surely.

F…a…n…t…a…s…t…i…c

is the bad guy the executive who gave this the green light?

Lego is the world's biggest manufacturer of tyres.

Or did McBain get Mendoza?

This just in - Disney has a house style.

“Here is a Bingo hall full of various minor Star Wars X-wing pilots.” Do you write for 'Family Guy' as well?

Not "Here comes the Coast Guard"? Disappointing.