The punch landed hard. He died.

Brienne of Darth is going to kick all sorts of ass.

As a long time Transformers fan and collector, I gotta say this was really well done and pretty awesome.

I’m sorry, all I can hear is the queefy sound of wind passing through the lips of your pussgina right now, confirming my initial thought that you probably look like an uglier version of Jonah from Veep. This is my last response until you grow a pair, you jolly green jizz face.

Found the “I’m not going to let you see my picture because I’m just too hot for you guys, seriously” fuggo!

I mean, obviously you’re a super attractive person, since you have no qualms about poking fun at the way other people look. Why not post your name so people can Google you too? You should totally be able to share at least one picture of yourself with the rest of us. Hell, we’ll even accept one with “the angles.” Put…

Hey look you refused to answer the question like what the kids might call a “Pussgina.”

Hmm, no quick reply to this question I see. Interesting.

Someone brave enough to use their real name on the Internet, regardless of how easy it makes it for trolls to make fun of him. Care to share yours?

Still doesn’t answer the question my friend. What IS a tumblrina, really?

Are you sure? Your comments on here show you to be an excellent candidate for it. I would have sworn you were already wearing one and tipping it every time you hit the “publish” button.

It’s like seeing Mantle put down the bat and refuse to step foot on the diamond.

You also have to explain the term “tumblrina” to those of use who have a life outside the Internet.

You should really check it out, you’ll find you have a lot in common with them.

So how are you and the other horrible people at /r/fatpeoplehate doing?

The word “cunt” originated on a street known to house brothels named “Gropecunt Lane,” if I’m remembering a report I did several years ago correctly.

Cliffjumper from Transformers Prime. We should have known something was up when they announced that the freaking Rock was going to voice an Autobot. No one expected he'd be dead withing three minutes of the show's first episode.

Because they had to further disassociate Batman from Ironman.

When the hell did M Night Shyamalan take over the Terminator franchise?

Agree 100%. I’m for anything that gets anything useful my corpse might still carry back into the ecosystem.

Right? Either it's aliens or a fucking spectacular, rare natural event.

That said, the people who are saying they want to know what Jesus's deal was are pretty on point as well.