I don't want to seem glib, but for Ballsillie, maybe if he'd spent less time trying to buy an NHL team and more time on not letting his company slide toward irrelevancy...

"I promise not to make another Star Wars movie ever again...cough, cough I WILL REPACKAGE THE FIRST SIX LIKE ANOTHER 15 TIMES, cough. Excuse me." - George Lucas.

A Firefly without Nathan Fillion on a spaceship is no Firefly.

Fair enough, never a Mac owner, but my iphone 3G is still plugging away despite not having a case ever so there's that.

As far as Macbooks go. I've never owned...but whenever handed one that's not more than a year old I can't remember one that hasn't had some sort of stress fracture on one of it's joints or a crack in a corner of the screen.

I'll save you the time. He's dumb. How this company hired him to speak for them is astonishing. Typically you want a dynamic and engaging and also lets toss in upbeat, why not, person to represent your brand.

Listen to that accent...he's so much from Boston Mark Wahlburg will bunch you in the dick. (I'm not sure what that means)

But he knows the Mayor of Boston...so there's that at least.

"Watch Glee’s Very Special Star Wars Holiday Special"

"My dad shot an RPG where? Right."

You know what? + fucking 1 for the lack of a wisecracking Wayans Bro. +1 for a sweet ninja mountain fight. +1 for 'Oh, is that Cobra Commander in a smooth mirrored facemask?'. +1 for no god damned "Machine, 'and in no way are we ripping off Iron Man which also opened this year' armor." You have earned my attention…

I do think this is probably part of a larger issue Bradbury is concerned with and I sometimes worry about it too. Once we stop making things, physical copies of things and everything lives in the cloud, who will be the first to try and exert control over it? Will books be re-written, will others be removed on a whim?

Jesus Christ Germany...you guys need to get laid.

'Fag' is the battle-cry of 15 year-old boys playing Call of Duty or Halo. Fact.

The ignorant comment about women aside, who's writing a game review thinking that anyone reading it hasn't heard of a massive franchise like this? A) People who don't play video games are not reading video game reviews. B) I immediately thought of 5 adult women I know who are playing the fuck out of this game right…

There is nothing you could say that would possibly make me press that play button. Ron Swanson could be motor-boating Christina Hendricks while the Foo Fighters play The Color and the Shape in its entirety using technology that emits sound waves causing continuous orgasm in the background and I'm still not watching a…

Deep breaths there Kefka.

Luck, specifically bad luck, that's what most hockey fans turn to whenever someone hits the post. Then you have to remind them that hitting the post doesn't even qualify as a shot on net. So it was not luck that the post stopped the shot, but that a player failed to get it into the net. Having the fucking reflexes to…

I'm going to make you eat so many spider webs.

Phrasing!