Sooo meaty!

Joel was well ahead of the curve on this one. He made fun of them when all Kim had was a big ass and a sex tape

Chicks, man

Why is that fat Steelers fan wearing Bengals gear?

what do you expect from a guy who married his own daughter

i would just like to point out that these 3 men have, combined, 6 white-as-fuck first names. never trust a man with 2 first names. this was inevitable.

She’s a walking Portnoy’s Complaint fetish with a Birkin bag.

I’m not going to say “shut the fuck up,” more that you (and the people you’re talking about) are missing the point of Lent.

I’m so glad that Neutral By Nature’s nihilist rap career never really took off.

on Golden State of Mind, a Warriors site in the SB Nation network of team blogs

Even in retirement, Eric Wynalda prevents the USMNT from winning.

Breaking: candidate says what voters want to hear, film at eleven.

True change can only occur from within. Whenever you want to burn down the system and start afresh, best to always elevate the number two guy, because he’s the one that’s been there before. Always sitting there, right next to the current boss, plotting all the ways you’re going to change the system instead of piping…

I haven’t seen a Christian be that racist since the opening ceremonies of the Winter Olympics.

Remember when Wondo hit that dramatic stoppage time winner against Belgium in 2014?

Arena sucks and USMNT rightly wants kick him in the balls, but WTF is this:

Came for this and I got it, thank you. Also fuck any post who complains about this joke being made again. It should never not be made.

Also it wasn’t really fair that the US had to compete against Trinidad AND Tobago - that’s two nations against one.

This is just further evidence why the USMNT needs to keep selecting Chris Wondolowski to play in important games. He doesn’t write nasty articles about the coach when he loses.

Natalie Portman comes to mind...