The Tenderman posts on Jezebel using his real name.

This is the meanest thing Deadspin has ever done to its readers.

The L-screen better be made out of rebar.

Here’s my suggestion. Stanton vs. Judge. Pay-Per-View event.

Police: “Freeze!”

Today I felt like I breathed fresh air for the first time in nine months. My heart is soaring. I’m gonna get so blackout drunk when these fuckers are finally all indicted, it will probably put me in the hospital.

I assume Jake Gyllenhaal is busy?

you’re wrong

Don’t be sorry for me, that has happened to me quite a few times. You can keep your condescension to yourself. But I’ve never gotten complaints and promptly ignored them. This woman is a gross show-off, not a regular person enjoying sex and being occasionally too loud.

Hold on, she’s 52?

1) I am unable to keep up with rapper names and genuinely thought Ferrari in question was the Italian car maker, so trying to parse what I was reading was... Difficult at the beginning.

75 million to get rid of Rooney would’ve been pretty good on its own

Detroit can in-house recruit AB all year.

I feel like you could have boiled this whole article down to:

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

From baby buttholes to tofurkey sausages, this whole article made me vaguely nauseated.

Jessica jones, supergirl, broad city, the americans, empire, the originals, riverdale, greys anatomy, jane the virgin, Arrow, the arrangement,  

I think I saw this same headline at Stormfront.

“Some, like Buzzfeed, have interpreted this renewed alliance as shade.”