How dare you bring Ivanka into this.

I think it suggests that everybody is different and has different experiences with marriage and with everything else.

Can’t think of Napoli now without thinking of Cardinal Voiello.

Barca’s first problem was that Ter Stegen had more touches than Suarez.

Nothing. But they seem to talk about it a lot. I’ve had sex like five times in the past five years but I’m not blabbing about it like it’s interesting.

“Artist’s rendering of White House transition of power. Image via Kensington Palace/The British Monarchy.”

A couple years ago, I recall a couple fellow Arsenal fan friends saying they didn’t want to go after Lukaku because he’s not really an upgrade over Giroud. This is why I watch Arsenal play at home, alone.

Even their booing of Goodell is tainted. Everyone else hates him because of bullshit like punishing weed worse than domestic violence, covering up CTE, or arbitrary bullshit like punishing players for celebrating or wearing the wrong shoes.

You root for some random ass teams.

I look forward to the new ESPN documentary series 0 for 30.

“I’d rather go 0 for 30 than 0 for 9 because you go 0 for 9 that means you stopped shooting. That means you lost confidence.”

I think that was actually an Antonio Cromartie quote.

Funniest part of that video?

69 is a sex position

The AVN Awards is a gathering of professionals who take pride in what they do and have every right to do so. Shaming porn stars, sex workers — anyone in the sex industry for that matter — is wrong and has no place here. And we can discuss Melania Trump without slut-shaming her; that is never appropriate. Thanks.

No no no, this is when Barkley doubles down. He always doubles down. They don’t call him the Round Mound of Rebound for nothing. He’s gonna be right back up. If you’re going to get into a spat with a man who literally threw a guy through a window, prepare to feel the pane.

Was this a graduate program in borderline impolite stories of uneventful tedium?

oh, so thats what it means.