+1 Manchurian candidate

they also both potentially employ a rushin’ leader

It’s international grab-bag night at Al’s Pancake World.

When someone hits you high causing damage to your eye
That’s Amar’e
When your skin starts to shine like you’ve bathed in red wine
That’s Amar’e

Yeah, no. Holy shit no. Just...wow.

Oh great, jellyfish have learned how to post internet comments.

This is the least fun thing anyone has ever said.

wrong packer?

I think the Bell Jar should be less dreamy and more along the lines of Betty Draper’s episode where she shoots those birds.

This is an awkward .gif of a genuinely touching moment.

Well hopefully after all that the kid wins a cup.

are you trying to kill us

you’re a bad opinion

Yes, because the most popular sport (soccer) in the world does not have elite talent aggregation by the top teams in every league except MLS.

So Haq a Shaq, that's the hallmark of a real sport?

Counterpoint: PKs is fine.

Good Lord, look at Christie up there. He looks like somebody deliberately trying to drive himself nuts so it’ll hurt less, with no success. It’s like Tennessee Williams wrote Night of the Iguana and set it in Jersey.

I’m at a loss to explain why it’s still Joe Hart. Is Fraser Forster dead and nobody told us?

glad to see there’s still plenty of good-ass kinja to be had round these parts

I just saw the still image of her expression and had to close the window again. My heart goes out to her.