hey, OJ. I got a way you can make some money. let me know when you get out.

is that a woman driving?

@johnthompson1: yeah, i was too.

@johnthompson1: i was agreeing with you. what is wrong with that?

@johnthompson1: exactly. what is a £ anyway?

@kittysglass: right as i am reading this it is 5:00 CST.

hey, guys. i have always wanted to learn what ostentatious means. can anyone help me out?

@arozzi is @purdue.edu no longer: actually, i normally call my putter a b*tch and throw it in the lake.

sooo, what kind of gas do i have to run in this bad boy?

sooo, the knobs . . . they do nothing?

i didn't know they pulled you over too.

and i guess the canadians fail to realize that you can break a tire off of a rim?

it's as if it knows its end is near and is preserving itself in salt to last through the winter.

Hi — I'm 12. What is this?

can't beat the handling of those older 'burbans. those things drove like they were on rails.

@nootron: if they had books i would burn them.

@FriarNurgle: oh, snap.

@snapoversteer fronts the prog-rock band Camber Tweel: at least buy american, man.

we feel it is preferable to "hiring and firing."

you know — if jesus did this it would be a miracle, but for BP it's a disaster. that's just not fair.