. . .kanye's gonna let you finnish, but he did say pre-nup . . .

i work for a bank that requires certain relationships to become a member. as such it shows what qualified you for membership. one day i spoke with an FBI agent investigating a case of fraud. wasn't anything too big, but it also wasn't tiny. i asked myself, though, why is the FBI looking into this? then i saw how…

@Mooby: you'd be surprised.

@JohnDeere: high five

@Anonymoose: that's the can do spirit we like around here.

@Ajax: when the sentiment reads: "keep on trucking" i think the mistake is forgiveable.

@OA 5599: at those speeds i believe plaid is in order.

@Elhigh: it's so fluffy!!!

sheesh. when i was in school i took a goof ball math class with a bunch of football players and basketball players. (TJ Ford, son). anywho, those guys would just simply ask to switch tests with you to get the same test as the person they were gonna cheat off of. simpler times, indeed.

the price is nice, but the service is gonna be a bitch on wheels. ouch.

@nerdydesi: i'm white/korean and my gf is white. i date white women, but it's kind of a weird thing that goes back to an old gf that was korean and now they remind me of my sister/mom. i live in texas. i get my fair share of compliments from women that aren't asian.

@nerdydesi: and if you're indian or pakistani do you include men chasing indian or pakistani women in your evaluation of current white male sexual trends?

@nerdydesi: it's funny you think so. i seem to know more minorities that chase asian women than i do white males. do you also think it funny when asian males chase white women?

@nerdydesi: yeah, and i am gonna do my part to contribute. high-five.

hold on a minute. that little guy looks part asian. it's in his genes.

so would flying with only the tail rudder be considered drifting?

@ttyymmnn: hmm, it appears hugh got to jump the line nine spots ahead of her. ain't that just a kick in the head.

this is why you stick with what you know.

@OA 5599: yeah, i have received bills in the mail. o_O

@EMPM, Esq.: hey, i drive a nice car but every once in a while i still get a rental. rentals are just something you can do whatever you want to to without worrying about dealing with it later.