You have to remember that was before you could deposit checks from home.  

Everyone knows that journalism is tragedy + time.  

Are those the ones at the top of the cave or the bottom?

Is the readership dropping off as much as the view count and comment count lead me to believe? 

I wouldn’t be opposed to legislation similar to hate crime legislation implemented in civil suits.  

I can understand why you would say that, but this is a civil action where the public isn’t a party involved. As such it falls on the petitioner to determine what satisfies them. If a financial settlement (which can’t be discounted as “punishment”) is sufficient to deliver “justice” to the petitioner than your or the…

Don’t forget a little Durango back end.  

Is that a Peloton stationary bike? 

Alanis Morissette thinks it’s ironic that he doesn’t spell his first name with a H.

What are you talking about?  I didn’t see it.  

You know what would have been more interesting?  Yeah, me neither.  BIG TRUCKS!

I don’t know anything about this guy’s son — does his son share his father’s views?

Staple shit.

Staple shit.

I was looking for a different brand.  

Anybody got the number for the jerk store?

This is what I needed today.  This is the pick-me-up my heart was prescribed.  Thank you for assuming I have friends.  Thank you.  

Honestly, I think it’s a handsome vehicle inside and out.  I understand other people’s dislike of the vehicle though.  

The Curtsy occurtsied

Sounds like you enjoy cutting people off.  I hope you give the wave after you do.  The wave fixes all.  

That’s awfully gamist of you. IMHO a high refresh monitor is best enjoyed when you beat old-school Windows solitaire.

That’s awfully gamist of you. IMHO a high refresh monitor is best enjoyed when you beat old-school Windows…