Name anyone that sells fries that taste exactly like McDonald’s.  They control every ingredient in their delicious, delicious fries. 

Ok. The amount of discipline it takes to craft a physique to that degree is impressive. The amount of time it takes is equally impressive. How that woman has time for a job and then hobbies is astounding.

Or my state could simply legalize marijuana.  

Heck, some of us can’t unplug when we get home.  

The only one?  People do it all the time.  I’d even wager that people are more eager to complain than express their satisfaction.  

The reference itself has aged well even if folks don’t know from where it stems. So while it used to be a pop culture reference it’s since become part of the lexicon.

I hope you don’t mean lost profits because that sweet sweet insurance money is gonna net some executive a nice quarterly performance bonus.

And did you see what he was wearing?  Definitely asking for it.  I bet he even had the Uber app on his phone.  

Obviously that door needed more signs.  

I have a thick one and I have a big one.  They really are great.  

I have a thick one and I have a big one.  They really are great.  

I like the Thick, Large, Black model the best.

I like the Thick, Large, Black model the best.

Jack was a gentleman and held the door for Rose.  Until he died.  Like Hodor.  Poor poor Hodor.  RIP Hodor.  

I imagine there’s got to be about some fine fine turbo action  

Quick question: Why does the face of the wheel and tire wall match up so perfectly on rally cars? The tire walls don’t seem to be rounded as it turns into the tread and that looks awesome with the wheels.

Jesus, whoever wrote that copy is getting fired.  

I’ve only seen one cited source and it’s been TMZ. There is an ESPN tweet, but they don’t name their source. I’m really hoping it’s just someone really fooled TMZ.

Hmmm, I wonder if it would be apropos to pirate the TV show that celebrates a form of media that ushered pirating into our collective consciousness.

Wait, so he knows how all this stolen Malaysian money is gonna shake out?

Before the Super Bowl.  

Before the Super Bowl.  

Nothing makes you forget you’re running.  

Nothing makes you forget you’re running.