Name checks out.

Oh, I just wanted to reverse the old saying.  I didn’t believe you were actually mad.  

He’s not disappointed . . . he’s just mad.  

This axle folly was hilarious.

I hope this isn’t commentary on your wife’s appearance.  

How did she have his address?  

I’d love it if it were also paired with the trend of celebrity voice overs.

You’ll obviously need to empty the tin before you use it for storage and I’ll be happy to dispose of those cookies for you.  

You’ll obviously need to empty the tin before you use it for storage and I’ll be happy to dispose of those cookies…

Wait, is that the same donut that he destroyed or a different one?  

Wait, is that the same donut that he destroyed or a different one?  

Erykah Badu approved.  

Erykah Badu approved.  

The best thing about that storage tin . . . it has cookies inside.  Delicious, delicious cookies.  

The best thing about that storage tin . . . it has cookies inside.  Delicious, delicious cookies.  

What are they looking at?  The majority seem to be looking to their right.  

But that one is a fun typo.  

Can that sponge holder be hung on a drying rack?  I’d rather it over the sink than in the sink.  

Can that sponge holder be hung on a drying rack?  I’d rather it over the sink than in the sink.  

See Clinton during the 206 election.

I liked this piece. It allowed the weight of the evidence to lead me to conclude Pete is a piece of shit as opposed to the author simply insisting he is. With a topic like this — I imagine allowing the evidence to speak for itself, and not be tempted to turn it into a complete editorial, is quite the challenge.  Very…

Unless they’re actually jerking each other off.

Do you know how you can fold a piece of paper to make it stand on its own? Well the blanket does something similar where it holds itself up instead of draping evenly across your body.  

Do you know how you can fold a piece of paper to make it stand on its own? Well the blanket does something similar…

But I can’t use that mug in my camping microwave.  

But I can’t use that mug in my camping microwave.  

There’s an app for that.  

There’s an app for that.