Teenaged me deployed this tactic with abandon.

Anybody got the number for the jerk store?

This is what I needed today.  This is the pick-me-up my heart was prescribed.  Thank you for assuming I have friends.  Thank you.  

An investigative log also capable of capturing images? Sooooooo dick pics?

Exactly.  No more unwashed masses!

Ahhh so that’s what the Pro means.  

I’m surprised he hasn’t decided that Jurassic Park is a realistic way of replenishing fossil fuels.

Honestly, I think it’s a handsome vehicle inside and out.  I understand other people’s dislike of the vehicle though.  

Look if the job doesn’t print right away -- don’t sit there and pound the button and fill up the queue.  Rookie mistake.  

Cliché that like button.

The Curtsy occurtsied

Explain.  If the value of the stock he owns isn’t sold then how is it “real money”? 

Ah, he didn’t earn. His worth increased.

Doing a line of coke off a phone will seem so much more fitting now instead of just convenient.  

Which countries do this?  I know there are some.  Also, I imagine that makes the process of ticketing a person take much longer (not the writing of the ticket).  I wonder what they rely on to determine the person’s worth.  

Wait, does that graphic’s accounting actually refer to what Amazon makes? 

Sounds like you enjoy cutting people off.  I hope you give the wave after you do.  The wave fixes all.  

That’s awfully gamist of you. IMHO a high refresh monitor is best enjoyed when you beat old-school Windows solitaire.

That’s awfully gamist of you. IMHO a high refresh monitor is best enjoyed when you beat old-school Windows…

So did they use the sound the cable made after being struck or the guy screaming as electricity coursed through him?  

one is a kinkajou