Lock her up!

That is a terrible habit to have as a pilot.  

Space phrasing!

RIP ODB.  

From their site it looks like they are selling the Dot for $.99 with their music service for $7.99 a month with auto-renewal.  So I guess they are hoping you forget about the music service?  

From their site it looks like they are selling the Dot for $.99 with their music service for $7.99 a month with…

Could uh

A lot faster than blinker fluid.  

Did anyone else see (in the Bears/Vikings game) the ref catch his own flag on his shoulder as he ran down to the point of the foul? It was thrown when the on-side kick went OB.

Bobody’s Nurfict.

Um, I’m gonna go ahead and disagree with you on this one. As someone that went from a Tundra to a 335 I don’t feel unsafe in the 335. And what about folks riding motorcycles? I’ve never heard any of them say they stopped riding because of trucks. I understand they would lose to anything on four wheels, but if trucks…

I mean you can put an awesome motor into it, but look at that lipstick . . .

Yo, he dimed on Gerardo?

Yo, he dimed on Gerardo?

Those cars seem like they are wearing “nice” suits they bought at Men’s Wearhouse that they didn’t bother getting tailored.  Sure, the suits may have similar lines to an expensive suit, but without being tailored they don’t quite wear right.  

Sooo mine is kinda shitty.

And the rocket cart’s red glare . . .

but in 2019 anything less than 15MPG is a middle finger too far.

Man, motorcycles are dumb. Now, I’m not saying they aren’t also everything else other people would say they are, but motorcycles are dumb.  And I also recognize that dumb things are incredibly fun.  

Oh.  No, I was just thinking you could go break some legs or something.  So ICU nurse by day and mob enforcer by night. 

While I’m not saying that you should — an enterprising ICU nurse could certainly create their own demand and I’m pretty certain that could fold nicely into other local businesses.