This. This is how you respectfully offer editorial suggestions.  

You meet the most interesting people in Disneyland bathrooms.  

I’m not sure you should invoke children when the conversation pertains to big dicks.  

Mod Pod with the Normal Rod?

If you review that episode -- his penis was not of abnormal size.  

You can’t sue municipalities and the like for things like that.  

My best memory from Disney World is of Michael J. Fox riding on the back of a convertible Mustang with Mickey. While everyone else simply waved I threw up my hands and yelled “Ayyyyyyyy” and to my delight Michael stopped waving, put up his hands, and returned my “Ayyyyyy”.

Kia also has some dog accessories for those that like to eat in the car.  

Christ, I want to attend the family Christmas where you drop that line. And if you wanna make certain it lands with its full heft then we can run lines before dinner to make sure you have it down juuust right.

Look at that footwork.  Those are the type of fundamentals that would bring a tear to Pop’s eye.  

Lol. Teachers aren’t nearly what people think of them. Four of my closest friends are educators and I’ve personally had my fair share of teachers. I’m familiar what teachers are and what they are not and as such have a healthy respect for the profession, but I’m not going to put them on a pedestal or worship at the…

This has to be a failure of the public schools in the area, right? I mean — you don’t dump several trucks worth of concrete without knowing what concrete does intentionally, right? This was someone that doesn’t understand sewers and concrete while simultaneously ignoring any sort of decency. Or can someone be such a…

Did you wear something low-cut  or were you even more daring and went with a plunging neck line?  

I wonder if Sea World’s insurance carrier learned about this study and raised their rates and that’s why Sea World is giving up on their captive orcas.  You know -- like when State Farm learns that you breed pit bulls for Vick.  

There are 3,598 new Nicholas Cage movies.  So I’m sure it is.  

Has everyone here gone mad?  Does nobody remember how much power you can get out of tuned diesel?  

You guys remember the good ol’ days where Olean and Olestra would just make your anus leak?  

Luckily, poltergeist can’t fit into these thin modern televisions.

Bones up high

What is this? Slut shaming?