Won’t they charge and sentence for each instance of the act?

If anyone has ever dislocated their finger to the point the joint becomes the middle of a Z then they will know what her legs (both of them) look like after the landing.

(to the tune of Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes)

They see me weldin’ . . . they hatin’

The amber lamps made me remember something from my time in Japan as a child. The large trucks had lights on top of the cab that would light up according to speed. The faster the truck was going the greater number of lights were illuminated. I can’t remember if it was actually a thing or just something I learned as a…

Can’t they just tint the windshield?

+1 AARP discount

KFC has a strong sides game.

I’m starting to wonder if he is on lithium or something else with this weight gain I’m seeing.  

Try time zones first.  

I am gonna assume it’s weed because I’d also assume you’d count those ones by hand if it were meth.

How is Napster not a thing here?  That changed an entire industry.

Well as Mark Twain would say: Golf is a good VW ruined.  

Wood doesn’t decompose the same in water.

Until the whole “us versus them” mentality of cops can be purged from their ranks then this kind of shit will continue to happen.  That mentality protects the racists in their ranks.  The idiots in their ranks.  The assholes in their ranks.  And worst of all -- the murderers in their ranks.  

You can’t be serious.  

All this Mustang hate.  I bet if it was a woman crashing through that glass she’d be celebrated.  

Wow, just think of the hangover that comes after a life of drinking so much you felt nothing.

I’ll believe it as soon as I stop getting speak and spell threats for arrest warrants in my voicemail inbox.