That little girl making a hot dog taco/sandwich has a Stretch Armstrong arm.  It’s weirding me out.  

African or European?

Jesus, I hope nobody ever gets your food order wrong.  

Like a limo you stretched that too far.  But I’ll give you a star for the first half.  

The hood being higher than the line of the bed and windows really messes with me.  It . . . just doesn’t look right.   

Ouch.  

In an abundance of caution and for the safety of its users — Cougar Dating Life has banned the man from its dating app.

Aloha fast car.  

+1 cold one

+1 teachable moment

Dude blew right through that stop sign.  

What advantages does this have over a train? . . . which I can also afford.

You know -- if you’re gonna set the bar that low then everyone is gonna expect to get outta the grays for simply knowing how to use Kinja.  

Which Super Bowl Start Time Are You?

The key to getting away with murder as an NFL player is to never win a playoff game. 

Bugatti had the opportunity to create some beautiful 4K video and they shot it at 1080 peasant?  Disappointing.  

The Wall was a symbol. It’s destruction — symbolic. It’s actual location isn’t what is relevant.  Though it was in a Soviet controlled state.

2011 BMW 335D MSport.  Stupid cheap.

Would you say it’s silent enough that one could fall asleep during their commute? The gentle hum of rubber on pavement a soothing lullaby for the working weary? A muted maestro for malaise’d middle-management?

So what you’re saying is that market trends are moving the auto industry into a Soviet era type manufacturing strategy? Produce one automobile and screw the comrades who don’t want it — they’ll take it anyway?